| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1666 | Angry Farmer candy | 6 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #901 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #49 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 100 |
| #692 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 6 |
| #723 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #525 | box of sunshine | 632 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #359 | cloudy potion | 31 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #788 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #530 | fizzy potion | 11 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #237 | hair spray | 44 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #623 | pretty flower | 102 |
| #846 | radium-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #269 | rat appendix | 37 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1039 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 14 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #796 | spooky mushroom | 42 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1659 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #61 | white Canadian | 81 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #787 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |