| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #518 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #1214 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #563 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #296 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #756 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #417 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #965 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #515 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |