| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #519 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #1217 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #562 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #1037 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #301 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #757 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #419 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #895 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #590 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #964 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #517 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #548 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |