| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #17 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 17 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #24 | Uncle Romulus | 50 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #89 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 24 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #170 | antique record album | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #697 | canteen of wine | 34 |
| #112 | cheap elven gloves | 29 |
| #53 | chocolate disco ball | 40 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #9 | disco ball | 91,113 |
| #166 | disco mask | 345 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #542 | elven limbos gingerbread | 25 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #139 | elven socks | 27 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #84 | festive holiday hat | 38 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #177 | gray bow tie | 35 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #572 | knuckle sandwich | 36 |
| #220 | patent leather shoes | 30 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #339 | witty rapier | 7 |