| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #861 | smart skull | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |