| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #473 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #575 | big red clown nose | 7 |
| #616 | bloody clown pants | 5 |
| #39 | blue glowstick | 25 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #795 | bottle of rum | 26 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #78 | brown plastic baby | 10 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #452 | can of Red Minotaur | 8 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #95 | chocolate filthy lucre | 117 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #558 | clown shoes | 3 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #25 | demonskin trousers | 21 |
| #282 | disembodied brain | 13 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #631 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #49 | fruit bowl | 7 |
| #753 | fruitcake | 29 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #612 | ice-cold six-pack | 9 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1157 | monomolecular yo-yo | 14 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #182 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #62 | purple glowstick | 22 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |