| #30 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 9 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #719 | abominable snowcone | 10 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #69 | astronaut ice-cream | 7 |
| #502 | bag of airline peanuts | 60 |
| #26 | bar of freeze-dried water | 4 |
| #348 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #397 | blue snowcone | 25 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | candy brain | 208 |
| #17 | carrot cake precipice bar | 13 |
| #932 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #38 | cool mint precipice bar | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1106 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #19 | emergency glowstick | 10 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #26 | expired MRE | 9 |
| #666 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 40 |
| #752 | fake fake vomit | 38 |
| #587 | fake hand | 46 |
| #22 | gaffer's tape | 6 |
| #186 | green snowcone | 118 |
| #1436 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1211 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #614 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 47 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #250 | marshmallow | 100 |
| #217 | orange snowcone | 111 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #221 | purple snowcone | 108 |
| #213 | red snowcone | 119 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #377 | roasted marshmallow | 95 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #767 | rubber emo roe | 37 |
| #23 | single-use dust mask | 8 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #45 | space blanket | 7 |
| #7 | spare battery | 11 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |
| #711 | whoopie cushion | 42 |
| #1275 | wind-up chattering teeth | 12 |
| #650 | x-ray specs | 26 |
| #658 | yellow snowcone | 50 |