| #1595 | Imp Ale | 9 |
| #321 | Mad Train wine | 319 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1779 | Valentine | 4 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #443 | a little sump'm sump'm | 4 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #525 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #616 | bloody beer | 8 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #649 | bottle of gin | 16 |
| #1148 | bottle of rum | 8 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #748 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #864 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #787 | bottle of whiskey | 19 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #687 | boxed wine | 15 |
| #248 | calle de miel | 6 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1394 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #248 | ducha de oro | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #198 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 15 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #487 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #948 | googly eye | 12 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #441 | grog | 2 |
| #268 | horizontal tango | 4 |
| #735 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 84 |
| #449 | ice-cold Willer | 96 |
| #1002 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #447 | length of string | 27 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1737 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #383 | margarita | 2 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #465 | martini | 3 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #448 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #334 | perpendicular hula | 3 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #378 | pink pony | 4 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #289 | rockin' wagon | 3 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #501 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #517 | salty dog | 8 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #308 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #398 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #270 | slip 'n' slide | 4 |
| #135 | spiced rum | 8 |
| #503 | strawberry daiquiri | 3 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3309 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #515 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #467 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #444 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #1106 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |