| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #49 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 100 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #215 | baconstone | 34 |
| #1425 | bag of airline peanuts | 7 |
| #277 | bilge wine | 69 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1338 | box of sunshine | 142 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #498 | clown hammer | 56 |
| #24 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2,500 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1208 | defective skull | 5 |
| #104 | disintegrating sheet music | 97 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #568 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 49 |
| #999 | fake hand | 16 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #124 | fancy dress ball | 115 |
| #99 | felt | 70 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #176 | ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #133 | hamethyst | 51 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #617 | herb brownies | 16 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #599 | jazz soap | 48 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #487 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 61 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #53 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 7 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #734 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 28 |
| #616 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 47 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #146 | porquoise | 44 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #487 | rubber emo roe | 66 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #638 | whoopie cushion | 48 |
| #640 | wind-up chattering teeth | 47 |
| #473 | yellow snowcone | 71 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |