| #705 | Amulet of Yendor | 22 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #190 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 25 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #992 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1303 | brick | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #896 | clown hammer | 24 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #641 | defective skull | 29 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #662 | encoder ring | 16 |
| #862 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #1082 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #764 | fake hand | 29 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #979 | jazz soap | 21 |
| #769 | joybuzzer | 34 |
| #984 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #863 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #1005 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 20 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1485 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #993 | rubber emo roe | 24 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3307 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2425 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3201 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3340 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3428 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4056 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #3374 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #4053 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #3048 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3755 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #894 | whoopie cushion | 30 |
| #1059 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #603 | x-ray specs | 29 |
| #1071 | yellow snowcone | 22 |