Vulcan

RankItemQuantity
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#515Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues5
#522Dyspepsi-Cola helmet5
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#7Hell ramen1,392
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#34Lucky Surprise Egg350
#17aspirin29
#12bätzle370
#1080bag of airline peanuts17
#1029balloon monkey1
#348black snowcone10
#304blue snowcone54
#162bottle of gin209
#287bottle of rum215
#168bottle of tequila220
#153bottle of vodka224
#231bottle of whiskey215
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1995box of sunshine68
#173boxed wine210
#54calle de miel48
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#212can of fake snow2
#12clockwork chef-in-the-box30
#479clockwork key4
#1028clown hammer18
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#82disassembled clover1,492
#479dry noodles149
#3661easter egg balloon3
#1052explosion-flavored chewing gum16
#1061fake fake vomit19
#1268fake hand8
#3220fuzzy dice2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#62ice sickle1
#45insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito96
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#1715joybuzzer2
#1009magical ice cube with a fly in it19
#499magical ice cubes56
#38mushroom pizza100
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#335photoprotoneutron torpedo94
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#288pixel hat1
#75pixel pants2
#211pixel sword1
#840plot hole26
#73red pixel potion92
#378scrumptious reagent205
#200spectral pickle98
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#309star staff1
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#2038tiny plastic angry goat9
#1307tiny plastic baby gravy fairy14
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2240tiny plastic cocoabo8
#1988tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#1665tiny plastic fuzzy dice11
#2521tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#3342tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#2226tiny plastic grue8
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#1652tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#1964tiny plastic killer bee9
#2009tiny plastic leprechaun9
#2889tiny plastic levitating potato6
#1632tiny plastic mosquito11
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2493tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2272tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#478tree skirt1
#93troutpiece1
#1252whoopie cushion12
#1344yellow snowcone11

Wow, that's 6,435 items total!

what items are this player missing?