| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #7 | Hell ramen | 1,392 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #34 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 350 |
| #17 | aspirin | 29 |
| #12 | bätzle | 370 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #350 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #306 | blue snowcone | 54 |
| #160 | bottle of gin | 209 |
| #290 | bottle of rum | 215 |
| #168 | bottle of tequila | 220 |
| #152 | bottle of vodka | 224 |
| #232 | bottle of whiskey | 215 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1994 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #174 | boxed wine | 210 |
| #53 | calle de miel | 48 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #11 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 30 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #1030 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #83 | disassembled clover | 1,492 |
| #467 | dry noodles | 149 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1054 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1064 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #1271 | fake hand | 8 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #44 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 96 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1011 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 19 |
| #488 | magical ice cubes | 56 |
| #38 | mushroom pizza | 100 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #333 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 94 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #74 | pixel pants | 2 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #841 | plot hole | 26 |
| #72 | red pixel potion | 92 |
| #379 | scrumptious reagent | 205 |
| #200 | spectral pickle | 98 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |