| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #515 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #7 | Hell ramen | 1,392 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #34 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 350 |
| #17 | aspirin | 29 |
| #12 | bätzle | 370 |
| #1080 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #348 | black snowcone | 10 |
| #304 | blue snowcone | 54 |
| #162 | bottle of gin | 209 |
| #287 | bottle of rum | 215 |
| #168 | bottle of tequila | 220 |
| #153 | bottle of vodka | 224 |
| #231 | bottle of whiskey | 215 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1995 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #173 | boxed wine | 210 |
| #54 | calle de miel | 48 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #12 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 30 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #1028 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #82 | disassembled clover | 1,492 |
| #479 | dry noodles | 149 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1052 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1061 | fake fake vomit | 19 |
| #1268 | fake hand | 8 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #45 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 96 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1009 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 19 |
| #499 | magical ice cubes | 56 |
| #38 | mushroom pizza | 100 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #335 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 94 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #75 | pixel pants | 2 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #840 | plot hole | 26 |
| #73 | red pixel potion | 92 |
| #378 | scrumptious reagent | 205 |
| #200 | spectral pickle | 98 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1665 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1632 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1252 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1344 | yellow snowcone | 11 |