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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #7454 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1829 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1091 | plot hole | 6 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |