| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #459 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #1012 | Mad Train wine | 27 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork key | 15 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #493 | dark potion | 15 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #631 | dirty hobo gloves | 13 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #85 | flange | 33 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #313 | gnauga hide | 16 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #579 | green snowcone | 6 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1062 | heavy D | 3 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #619 | hill of beans | 11 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #360 | length of string | 34 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #745 | milky potion | 4 |
| #657 | mind flayer corpse | 5 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #246 | mushroom pizza | 4 |
| #375 | necklace chain | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #738 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #331 | piercing post | 5 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #419 | portable corkscrew | 17 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #310 | poutine | 16 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #1051 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #320 | rat appendix | 24 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #175 | ring of conflict | 3 |
| #234 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #407 | salty dog | 15 |
| #92 | sausage pizza | 41 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #164 | shock collar | 6 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #523 | stalk of asparagus | 8 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #610 | swirly potion | 8 |
| #663 | taco shell | 4 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #712 | tomato | 17 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #580 | toy wheel | 16 |
| #546 | uncooked chorizo | 3 |
| #812 | viking helmet | 3 |
| #737 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #756 | wad of dough | 14 |
| #313 | whiskey and soda | 2 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #684 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #802 | white pixel | 9 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #721 | windchimes | 2 |
| #261 | wooden axe | 2 |
| #472 | wooden block | 6 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |