| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #326 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 8 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |