Trebuchet

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#204Roo trading card1
#211Serenity trading card1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#261baconstone ring1
#305balloon helmet1
#312balloon sword1
#282beanbag chair1
#333blundarrrbus1
#318brass stinger1
#746briefcase1
#731carob chunks1
#409chocolate spurs1
#810decorative fountain1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#2187easter egg balloon9
#402eye-pod1
#291false eyelashes1
#785fat stacks of cash6
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#236fruit bowl1
#1241fuzzy dice5
#2536giant pinky ring1
#2400hamethyst1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#892hemp string1
#1241herb brownies1
#995herbs1
#260hot pink lipstick2
#729hypodermic needle1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#568necklace chain1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#537piercing post1
#2213porquoise1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#53pregnant oily golden mushroom2
#774reodorant1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#2957shiny ring1
#412shock collar1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#4505stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#5265stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#3169stuffed alien blob1
#4261stuffed angry cow9
#3154stuffed astral badger14
#4894stuffed baby gravy fairy7
#4484stuffed cocoabo8
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#5315stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#5825stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#5291stuffed hand turkey6
#4577stuffed mind flayer8
#4625stuffed scary death orb8
#3036stuffed shoulder parrot4
#3213stuffed sleazy gravy fairy14
#4401stuffed snowy owl8
#4953stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#5738stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#5319stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#351tambourine1
#729tambourine bells1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#272valuable trinket330
#696wad of tofu1
#815windchimes1

Wow, that's 580 items total!

what items are this player missing?