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\nThis cone would've been far less effective back in the days when the roads were paved with grass. Which is to say the days when there weren't any roads. So I guess they didn't really need traffic cones, anyway.","hat",100,60,{"_16":135,"_18":136,"_20":137},4,1258,{"_22":138,"_11":139,"_25":139,"_27":140,"_29":141,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":142,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},1392,"kite",873567675,"All things considered, this is a pretty fun toy. I mean, c'mon -- it flies! The kite has many natural predators, such as trees, lightning, and angry birds, so keep it away from those things if you want to keep it. We recommend flying it only up in the atmosphere, where the air is clear.",29,{"_16":135,"_18":144,"_20":145},1371,{"_22":146,"_11":147,"_25":148,"_27":149,"_29":150,"_31":34,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":151,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":152,"_55":39,"_56":39},1383,"length of string","string",131340151,"This is a small length of cotton string that you took from a Crimbo Elf that was on strike. You could use it to string up a ham, or string someone along, but don't use it to store fixed length character arrays -- it's too thin and writing on it would be too difficult.",13,"lengths of string",{"_16":135,"_18":154,"_20":155},475,{"_22":156,"_11":157,"_25":148,"_27":158,"_29":159,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":160,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},1159,"mariachi G-string",414783196,"This is the third string from a Mariachi's guitar. What? It's thin, strong, and pointy on the ends -- you could probably garotte somebody with it pretty effectively. Or put it back on a guitar and play a Gavotte for somebody.",40,{"_16":46,"_18":162,"_20":163},1097,{"_22":164,"_11":165,"_25":166,"_27":167,"_29":168,"_31":169,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":51,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},1410,"sleeping snowy owl","owl",699173079,"Hey, that's a nice looking owl! It's pretty calm right now, but by the looks of those talons, it's capable of delivering several angry inches of pain if it gets a mind to.\n

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\nIf you didn't get that one either, I'd be curious to know why, George. Anyway, this is a moxious little monkey and holding it makes you feel slicker.","offhand",89,110,{"_16":182,"_18":183,"_20":184},10,621,{"_22":185,"_11":186,"_25":187,"_27":188,"_29":189,"_31":169,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":190,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":191,"_55":39,"_56":39},1395,"teddy bear","teddybear",350981439,"Awwww... a cute widdle fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear! It's sooooo cuuuuute, with its button nose and its cute little eyes and its cute little tail! This little guy will be your companion for life -- he's perfect for those long journeys away from home to save the world from aliens and stuff. Just give him a squeeze when you start to feel homesick.",120,"teddy bears",{"_16":17,"_18":193,"_20":194},901,{"_22":195,"_11":196,"_25":196,"_27":197,"_29":198,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":199,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},1390,"top",329670804,"This thing reminds you of that Hanukkimbo dreidl you got last year. It's not nearly as cool looking, but it's rounder, so maybe you won't give yourself as many dreidl cuts as you did last year. Stupid sharp dreidls.",35,{"_16":46,"_18":201,"_20":202},1190,{"_22":203,"_11":204,"_25":205,"_27":206,"_29":207,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":39,"_37":36,"_38":39,"_40":39,"_41":39,"_42":39,"_43":39,"_44":39,"_45":46,"_47":39,"_48":208,"_50":51,"_52":39,"_53":39,"_54":-5,"_55":39,"_56":39},1397,"toy soldier","soldier",439090073,"This is a toy soldier not of the dignified, fuzzy-hatted British variety, but of the bitter, drunk Vietnam vet variety.\n

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#1267	Cloaca grenade	5
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#7452	box of sunshine	1
#2565	candy cane	7
#647	doll house	7
#1076	felt	8
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1547	googly eye	5
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#1258	kite	4
#1371	length of string	4
#475	mariachi G-string	4
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#621	teddy bear	10
#901	top	5
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1197	toy wheel	5
#315	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#744	wooden block	3