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| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1001 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 41 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | googly eye | 68 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #983 | length of string | 10 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #126 | sleeping snowy owl | 34 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
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| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #581 | yo-yo | 49 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |