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| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1002 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 41 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1008 | ball | 5 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #10 | doll house | 385 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #213 | googly eye | 68 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #984 | length of string | 10 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #127 | sleeping snowy owl | 34 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #582 | yo-yo | 49 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |