| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #4 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 254 |
| #369 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #22 | Meat detector | 15 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #48 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #23 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 15 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #61 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #438 | annoying pitchfork | 6 |
| #180 | baby killer bee | 52 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #38 | balloon monkey | 62 |
| #305 | barrrnacle | 52 |
| #53 | blood-faced volleyball | 52 |
| #12 | blundarrrbus | 47 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #9 | brass stinger | 50 |
| #9 | chocolate spurs | 99 |
| #247 | cocoa egg | 54 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #116 | deadly lampshade | 8 |
| #65 | epic wad | 11 |
| #547 | facsimile dictionary | 18 |
| #11 | false eyelashes | 76 |
| #23 | fertilized ghuol egg | 50 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #117 | freezin' bindle | 5 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #77 | funky brass fez | 5 |
| #56 | goat | 50 |
| #13 | hovering sombrero | 31 |
| #258 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| 🥉 | leprechaun hatchling | 308 |
| #251 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #6 | magnifying glass | 113 |
| #13 | many-eyed glasses | 130 |
| #18 | maple leaf | 247 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #8 | palm-frond toupee | 65 |
| #104 | pet rock | 69 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #24 | potato sprout | 50 |
| #16 | pregnant mushroom | 42 |
| #25 | prosthetic forehead | 49 |
| #46 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 50 |
| #251 | shock collar | 3 |
| #324 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #19 | spooky pirate skeleton | 35 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #11 | star starfish | 113 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #22 | sucky decal | 50 |
| #158 | teddy bear | 44 |
| #13 | teddy bear sewing kit | 56 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #4 | tiny Mountie hat | 184 |
| #11 | tiny balloon knife | 62 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #10 | tiny knife and fork | 50 |
| #12 | tiny maracas | 30 |
| #24 | tiny shaker of salt | 62 |
| #4 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 75 |
| #251 | voodoo snuff | 6 |