| #133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #258 | BGE merchandise order form | 16 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #124 | antique painting of a landscape | 7 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #260 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #488 | bone chips | 25 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #570 | brine | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #367 | cheap cigar butt | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #203 | colorful plastic ball | 216 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |