| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #193 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 15 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1033 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #602 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 49 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #143 | adorable seal larva | 13 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | figurine of a charred seal | 1,007 |
| #412 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #486 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #215 | old sweatpants | 337 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #98 | ridiculous sandwich | 15 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #148 | spectre scepter | 173 |
| #396 | stray chihuahua | 7 |