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RankItemQuantity
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#651Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette6
#37Thwaitgold bee statuette15
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#1033Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#243Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette9
#601Thwaitgold maggot statuette8
#1305Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#6Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette49
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#141adorable seal larva13
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
🥇figurine of a charred seal1,007
#409friendly cheez blob6
#668magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#485magical pony: Pearjack2
#648magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#653magical pony: Shutterfly1
#423magical pony: Spectrum Dash3
#481magical pony: Uniquity2
#215old sweatpants337
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#58ridiculous belt1
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#72ridiculous earring1
#98ridiculous sandwich15
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#124secret from the future1
#41sorority girl's box1
#147spectre scepter173
#396stray chihuahua7

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