| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 15 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 49 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #141 | adorable seal larva | 13 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | figurine of a charred seal | 1,007 |
| #409 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #483 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #419 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #479 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #215 | old sweatpants | 337 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #98 | ridiculous sandwich | 15 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #147 | spectre scepter | 173 |
| #394 | stray chihuahua | 7 |