| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #66 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 13 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #339 | around the world | 4 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #170 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #93 | ballast turtle | 8 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #21 | bark beret | 2 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #376 | bit of clingfilm | 11 |
| #982 | brick | 31 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #561 | bunny liver | 6 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #123 | coconut shell | 809 |