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| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #432 | Mad Train wine | 229 |
| #374 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 14 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1702 | box of sunshine | 95 |
| #253 | bum cheek | 85 |
| #190 | burnt flower | 48 |
| #1089 | candy cane | 31 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #334 | dirty hobo gloves | 70 |
| #1239 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #887 | fruitcake | 23 |
| #1032 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #270 | moxie weed | 85 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | seal-toothed rock | 116 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2215 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1641 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1820 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |