| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #122 | awful poetry journal | 1,646 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |