| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #122 | awful poetry journal | 1,646 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |