| #569 | Amulet of Yendor | 33 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #340 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 137 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #713 | bag of airline peanuts | 39 |
| #399 | black candy heart | 21 |
| #358 | black-and-blue light | 139 |
| #375 | blue plasma ball | 127 |
| #332 | cheap studded belt | 136 |
| #898 | clown hammer | 24 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #470 | cymbal syrup | 9 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #682 | defective skull | 26 |
| #510 | diamond necklace | 13 |
| #513 | encoder ring | 29 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1271 | fake hand | 8 |
| #529 | flavored foot massage oil | 38 |
| #534 | foam dart | 36 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #1395 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #830 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #1508 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #566 | mood ring | 6 |
| #306 | personal massager | 74 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #295 | personalized coffee mug | 246 |
| #536 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 47 |
| #825 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 31 |
| #457 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 15 |
| #566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #497 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 14 |
| #713 | rubber emo roe | 41 |
| #314 | spade necklace | 19 |
| #343 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 123 |
| #1298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #973 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
| #847 | stuffed angry cow | 56 |
| #936 | stuffed astral badger | 53 |
| #1358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #751 | stuffed cocoabo | 60 |
| #1126 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1362 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1113 | stuffed hand turkey | 45 |
| #1061 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #1743 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #1106 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 45 |
| #664 | stuffed snowy owl | 67 |
| #1226 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #914 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 54 |
| #928 | whoopie cushion | 28 |
| #892 | wind-up chattering teeth | 29 |
| #858 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #967 | yellow snowcone | 28 |