| #853 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #322 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 215 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #323 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #303 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #278 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #140 | ball | 50 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #26 | can of fake snow | 8 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | colored-light "necklace" | 8 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #429 | cranberries | 50 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #346 | doll house | 15 |
| #24 | duck-on-a-string | 50 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #327 | fancy chocolate | 9 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #197 | goat beard | 42 |
| #165 | goat cheese | 201 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #218 | goatskin umbrella | 7 |
| #896 | googly eye | 13 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #107 | kite | 65 |
| #71 | length of string | 138 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #11 | marionette | 50 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #145 | pet rock | 50 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #5 | rag doll | 218 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #47 | sock monkey | 50 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #4583 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #290 | stuffed doppelshifter | 50 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3821 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #131 | teddy bear | 50 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #674 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 25 |
| #166 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 48 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #1000 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #67 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 45 |
| #835 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 17 |
| #786 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #821 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #697 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 25 |
| #1185 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #720 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 24 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #789 | tiny plastic mosquito | 22 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #694 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #80 | top | 50 |
| #16 | toy soldier | 50 |
| #23 | toy train | 50 |
| #27 | tree skirt | 8 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #53 | yo-yo | 583 |