| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #746 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 21 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1520 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #339 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1694 | box of sunshine | 96 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1357 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #929 | eggnog | 16 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1468 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #388 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1397 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1493 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #416 | lead necklace | 21 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #831 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #102 | oily mushroom wine | 4 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1197 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #97 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #37 | squeaky staff | 2 |
| #174 | three-tiered wedding cake | 4 |
| #996 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 11 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1136 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1665 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #240 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1608 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #234 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |