| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #745 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 21 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1691 | box of sunshine | 96 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1359 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #930 | eggnog | 16 |
| #1567 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #389 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #414 | lead necklace | 21 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #101 | oily mushroom wine | 4 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1196 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #97 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #37 | squeaky staff | 2 |
| #173 | three-tiered wedding cake | 4 |
| #992 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 11 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #940 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |