| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Blatantly Canadian | 132,298 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #475 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #2077 | Crimbuck | 31 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #260 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 19 |
| #14 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 10 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| 🥇 | balaclava | 42,685 |
| 🥇 | balaclava baklava | 126,849 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1190 | candy cane | 28 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | disbelief suspenders | 90,815 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #12 | duct tape | 2,663 |
| #7 | flaming cardboard sword | 100 |
| #971 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #217 | herb brownies | 156 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #24 | huge spoon | 165 |
| 🥇 | jack flapper | 205,599 |
| #7 | leaf | 781 |
| 🥇 | leaflet | 88,011 |
| 🥇 | los chinos | 55,260 |
| 🥇 | manly bloomers | 24,049 |
| #19 | maple leaf | 244 |
| 🥈 | maple syrup | 149,753 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| 🥉 | pirate shirt | 1,772 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| 🥈 | poutine | 170,465 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 52 |
| #5 | supportive bra | 13,320 |
| 🥉 | swashbuckling pants | 12,000 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 50 |
| #20 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 50 |
| #913 | toast | 730 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | wooden axe | 32,895 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |