| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #198 | Cloaca-Cola | 204 |
| #121 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 19 |
| #102 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #116 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 18 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #477 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 132 |
| #161 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #129 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 16 |
| #92 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 20 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #200 | ratini | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |