| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #909 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 53 |
| #1004 | Rock Pops | 47 |
| #131 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 32 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1083 | Yummy Tummy bean | 145 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #385 | black paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #589 | brine | 32 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #690 | dill | 54 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #151 | fertilized ghuol egg | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #931 | ghost cucumber | 38 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #194 | green beer | 89 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #134 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2,000 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #558 | poutine | 3 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #72 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 32 |
| #144 | shaving cream | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #437 | string of green beads | 27 |
| #385 | string of red beads | 29 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #714 | vinegar | 50 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |