| #131 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 102 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1623 | Valentine | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #614 | awful poetry journal | 106 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #940 | disturbing fanfic | 41 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #21 | meatsmithing guide | 163 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #415 | scroll of drastic healing | 148 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #582 | turtle totem | 54 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #765 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |