| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #368 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1282 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1194 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #872 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #623 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #744 | white chocolate chips | 4 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #513 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |