| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1280 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1049 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #743 | white chocolate chips | 4 |
| #630 | wooden block | 4 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |