| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #541 | Goodfella contract | 28 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #126 | Valentine | 458 |
| #21 | Valentine's Day cake | 13 |
| 🥇 | arrow'd heart balloon | 300 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #215 | black candy heart | 56 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | bottle of pirate juice | 152 |
| #167 | box of sunshine | 2,447 |
| #6 | can of Binarrrca | 2,960 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #423 | drum machine | 8 |
| #664 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #19 | evil teddy bear | 594 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #185 | green candy heart | 178 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #331 | heart necklace | 19 |
| #11 | heart of rock and roll | 97 |
| 🥉 | heart-shaped balloon | 74,038 |
| #243 | lavender candy heart | 115 |
| #12 | long-stemmed rose | 237 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #178 | orange candy heart | 255 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #209 | pink candy heart | 168 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #13 | pixellated candy heart | 3,437 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #31 | spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #846 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #107 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 117 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #198 | white candy heart | 197 |
| #147 | yellow candy heart | 371 |