| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #5 | Knob shroomkabob | 300 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #864 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 10 |
| #859 | candied yams | 10 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1644 | disco ball | 2 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #138 | handful of hand chalk | 400 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| 🥉 | peace-sign necklace | 6,000 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2953 | toast | 4 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |