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RankItemQuantity
#935Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#68Brimstone Chicken Sandwich202
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#195Double Bacon Beelzeburger54
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#159Jumbo Dr. Lucifer73
#123Lord of the Flies-sized fries94
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#769aspirin1
#1715baconstone3
#7427badass belt1
#2042ball1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1334boxed wine1
#534calle de miel1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2875candied yams1
#3284candy cane4
#873casino pass1
#1284coconut shell1
#1243cranberries1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#1640doll house1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2833eggnog1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#969fancy chocolate3
#2393felt1
#303fez of etymology1
#880fine wine1
#2153fruitcake4
#604fuzzbump1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#642giant moxie weed1
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#2303gingerbread horror3
#2658googly eye1
#828grapes1
#549grog1
#1934hamethyst2
#1743herbal stuffing3
#995herbs1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#2060kite1
#692leather chaps1
#1233lemon1
#1751length of string1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#1086marionette1
#666martini1
#502monkey wrench1
#963moxie weed1
#529ocean motion1
#257old-fashioned1
#796olive1
#218onion shurikens1
#942orange1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#472perpendicular hula1
#2716pet rock1
#1784porquoise2
#1303rag doll1
#515redrum1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#589screwdriver1
#2957shiny ring1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#546slap and tickle1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#1348sock monkey1
#522soda water1
#374spiced rum1
#1063spices1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#460star crossbow1
#888strawberry1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#2033teddy bear1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1798toast144
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#1136tomato1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#466vodka martini1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#630whiskey sour1
#1104white lightning1
#415wine spritzer1
#1221wooden block1
#328wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 773 items total!

what items are this player missing?