| #453 | Amulet of Yendor | 47 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #478 | bag of airline peanuts | 63 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #604 | brick | 61 |
| #510 | clown hammer | 54 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #419 | defective skull | 55 |
| #524 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #399 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 73 |
| #514 | fake fake vomit | 63 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #467 | joybuzzer | 66 |
| #469 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 64 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #514 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 49 |
| #512 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 59 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #488 | rubber emo roe | 66 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #487 | whoopie cushion | 68 |
| #507 | wind-up chattering teeth | 63 |
| #559 | x-ray specs | 33 |
| #498 | yellow snowcone | 68 |