| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #415 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #85 | Hell ramen | 100 |
| #404 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 50 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #475 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 25 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #653 | Yummy Tummy bean | 300 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #69 | broken cellular phone | 100 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #37 | cool whip | 666 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #717 | dill | 50 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #806 | ghost cucumber | 50 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #120 | leather mask | 69 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #21 | roll in the hay | 1,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #590 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #147 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #28 | studded leather boxer shorts | 666 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #714 | vinegar | 50 |
| #57 | zombie pineal gland | 51 |