| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #85 | Hell ramen | 100 |
| #404 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 50 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #472 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 25 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #654 | Yummy Tummy bean | 300 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #69 | broken cellular phone | 100 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #37 | cool whip | 666 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #717 | dill | 50 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #806 | ghost cucumber | 50 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #119 | leather mask | 69 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1112 | pail | 5 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #21 | roll in the hay | 1,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #591 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #145 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #28 | studded leather boxer shorts | 666 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #714 | vinegar | 50 |
| #56 | zombie pineal gland | 51 |