Qvverk

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#575Cloaca grenade25
#981Cloaca-Cola14
#555Cloaca-Cola c-rations6
#218Cloaca-Cola fatigues12
#186Cloaca-Cola helmet12
#207Cloaca-Cola shield11
#181Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife4
#330Dyspepsi grenade42
#314Dyspepsi-Cola219
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#324Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues8
#194Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#188Dyspepsi-Cola shield11
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#886Goodfella contract3
#1332Mob Penguin cellular phone7
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#602black polka-dot oyster egg8
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#417bottle of sewage schnapps10
#2741candy cane6
#1795clown hammer1
#3274club necklace1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#326decaying goldfish liver14
#1355defective skull2
#1096eggnog12
#753felt12
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#1584fruitcake8
#383gator skin11
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#3382heart necklace1
#920iron pasta spoon3
#1114kite5
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1456mafia aria5
#1414magical ice cube with a fly in it7
#255mauve paisley oyster egg11
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#150penguin shorts1
#1276penguin skin1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#192penguin whip1
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#1512pet rock "Groucho" disguise2
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1920roll of toilet paper5
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#956scroll of pasta summoning6
#249sewer nuggets91
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1978spade necklace3
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1011spooky eyeliner2
#1494spooky mushroom2
#484spooky stick15
#634squashed frog10
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#671stuffed doppelshifter18
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1225support cummerbund2
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#2900tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#2872tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#3304tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#2811tiny plastic killer bee6
#2880tiny plastic leprechaun6
#2242tiny plastic levitating potato8
#2509tiny plastic mosquito7
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1197toy wheel5
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#170urinal cake60
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1454x-ray specs1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2114yellow snowcone1
#496yellow striped oyster egg5
#1736yeti fur1
#1260yo-yo11

Wow, that's 908 items total!

what items are this player missing?