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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1169 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #51 | seal-clubbing club | 2,042 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |