aptanor

RankItemQuantity
#614Cloaca grenade23
#1265Cloaca-Cola5
#555Cloaca-Cola c-rations6
#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#260Cloaca-Cola helmet9
#323Cloaca-Cola knapsack8
#268Cloaca-Cola shield9
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#518Dyspepsi grenade25
#1739Dyspepsi-Cola5
#564Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#178Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues12
#194Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#348Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack8
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#870Mob Penguin cellular phone16
#171Mr. Balloon1
#53angel-food cake1
#769aspirin1
#1591ball2
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1298blood flower2
#545can of fake snow1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#2359candied yams2
#2969candy cane5
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#95congratulatory cake1
#194delicious noodles13
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#947effervescent potion1
#2058eggnog3
#871empty blowgun1
#969fancy chocolate3
#1946fruitcake5
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#166gnocchetti di Nietzsche4
#882green balloon1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#134imitation nice watch1
#830iron pasta spoon4
#1114kite5
#990kneecapping stick8
#599loaded serum blowgun7
#570lovecat tail1
#883mafia aria17
#686marionette2
#730penguin skin26
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1430pet rock4
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#740piece of wedding cake4
#754plastic passion fruit1
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#90rat head balloon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#789scroll of pasta summoning10
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#667support cummerbund8
#2033teddy bear1
#148thought balloon1
#298three-tiered wedding cake2
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1557top2
#1190toy soldier1
#892toy train2
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#903white balloon1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#924yeti fur37
#2045yo-yo2
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 416 items total!

what items are this player missing?