| #614 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #1265 | Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #268 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #178 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 12 |
| #194 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #348 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #870 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #194 | delicious noodles | 13 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #166 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #883 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #730 | penguin skin | 26 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | yeti fur | 37 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |