| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1923 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #941 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1123 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola | 29 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1421 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1464 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #520 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1351 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #408 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2859 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #702 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #602 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1147 | chaos butterfly | 22 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1161 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #1196 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #958 | fake hand | 18 |
| #1041 | furry fur | 11 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #23 | goat cheese pizza | 861 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #786 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #1514 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1251 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1095 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #850 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1646 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #949 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1147 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 14 |
| #137 | plain brown wrapper | 6 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1081 | rubber emo roe | 19 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #797 | stuffed gray blob | 30 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1902 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1884 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1479 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #853 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #1149 | whoopie cushion | 16 |
| #1409 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | yellow snowcone | 22 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #695 | yo-yo | 37 |
| #273 | yohohoyo | 9 |