| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1120 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #767 | Cloaca-Cola | 29 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1416 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #1205 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #520 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1350 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #601 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1146 | chaos butterfly | 22 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1162 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #1199 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #961 | fake hand | 18 |
| #1042 | furry fur | 11 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1185 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #23 | goat cheese pizza | 861 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #783 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #1253 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1095 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1649 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1149 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 14 |
| #136 | plain brown wrapper | 6 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1080 | rubber emo roe | 19 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #797 | stuffed gray blob | 30 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1474 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #1151 | whoopie cushion | 16 |
| #1407 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1002 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1076 | yellow snowcone | 22 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #696 | yo-yo | 37 |
| #272 | yohohoyo | 9 |