| #440 | Amulet of Yendor | 49 |
| #229 | Goodfella contract | 212 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #422 | bag of airline peanuts | 73 |
| #274 | black candy heart | 41 |
| #833 | brick | 40 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #410 | clown hammer | 72 |
| #32 | cog | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #240 | cymbal syrup | 44 |
| #339 | defective skull | 71 |
| #287 | encoder ring | 68 |
| #704 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 37 |
| #379 | fake fake vomit | 83 |
| #649 | fake hand | 40 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #457 | jazz soap | 65 |
| #427 | joybuzzer | 73 |
| #431 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 69 |
| #278 | mood ring | 41 |
| #407 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 65 |
| #420 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 74 |
| #60 | potted cactus | 1,337 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | rubber emo roe | 65 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #37 | spring | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #526 | whoopie cushion | 61 |
| #623 | wind-up chattering teeth | 49 |
| #530 | x-ray specs | 36 |
| #507 | yellow snowcone | 66 |