| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #164 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 3 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #39 | Hatorade | 13 |
| #165 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 3 |
| #133 | Hell ramen | 50 |
| #69 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 100 |
| #46 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 170 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #61 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 11 |
| #13 | balloon monkey | 417 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #4 | borg sock monkey | 601 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1121 | box of sunshine | 200 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #5 | funky brass fez | 368 |
| #35 | gimlet | 33 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #83 | green candygram | 9 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #101 | hill of beans | 325 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #47 | lavender candygram | 18 |
| #29 | lead necklace | 415 |
| 🥉 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1,172 |
| #22 | mariachi G-string | 236 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #185 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #181 | oil of stability | 2 |
| #87 | orange candygram | 11 |
| #1181 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #21 | pink candygram | 41 |
| #126 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 14 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #71 | pretty flower | 8,480 |
| #145 | radio button candy | 8 |
| #17 | rhesus monkey | 115 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #209 | shot of flower schnapps | 3 |
| #32 | sock monkey | 68 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| 🥉 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 4 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #223 | white Canadian | 15 |
| #107 | white candygram | 6 |
| #19 | yellow candygram | 214 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |