| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #165 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 3 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #39 | Hatorade | 13 |
| #163 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 3 |
| #133 | Hell ramen | 50 |
| #69 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 100 |
| #45 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 170 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #61 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 11 |
| #13 | balloon monkey | 417 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #4 | borg sock monkey | 601 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1119 | box of sunshine | 200 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #5 | funky brass fez | 368 |
| #34 | gimlet | 33 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #83 | green candygram | 9 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #101 | hill of beans | 325 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #47 | lavender candygram | 18 |
| #29 | lead necklace | 415 |
| 🥉 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1,172 |
| #22 | mariachi G-string | 236 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #178 | oil of stability | 2 |
| #87 | orange candygram | 11 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #21 | pink candygram | 41 |
| #127 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 14 |
| #556 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #67 | pretty flower | 8,480 |
| #147 | radio button candy | 8 |
| #17 | rhesus monkey | 115 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #208 | shot of flower schnapps | 3 |
| #33 | sock monkey | 68 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| 🥉 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 4 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #222 | white Canadian | 15 |
| #107 | white candygram | 6 |
| #19 | yellow candygram | 214 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |