| #501 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #751 | Cloaca-Cola | 30 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #413 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #1105 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #64 | Frost™ brand sword | 2 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #799 | Mountain Stream soda | 5 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #30 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 69 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #32 | flaregun | 688 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #680 | green beer | 16 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #860 | plot hole | 24 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #817 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #55 | windchimes | 310 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |