| #502 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #751 | Cloaca-Cola | 30 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #414 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #1106 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #64 | Frost™ brand sword | 2 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #796 | Mountain Stream soda | 5 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #610 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #467 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #30 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 69 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #32 | flaregun | 688 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #679 | green beer | 16 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #859 | plot hole | 24 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #40 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #818 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #55 | windchimes | 310 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |