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| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #6542 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #2943 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #119 | disturbing fanfic | 1,966 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #97 | furry fur | 1,859 |
| #49 | furry kilt | 2 |
| #50 | furry pants | 22 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #64 | iron pasta spoon | 137 |
| #96 | kneecapping stick | 173 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #570 | seal-clubbing club | 44 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #64 | support cummerbund | 146 |
| #108 | wolf mask | 500 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |