Drowned Sword

RankItemQuantity
#12425-meat staff1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1579Cloaca grenade2
#1265Cloaca-Cola5
#1154Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#218Cloaca-Cola fatigues12
#231Cloaca-Cola helmet10
#207Cloaca-Cola shield11
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1210Dyspepsi grenade5
#1623Dyspepsi-Cola7
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#204Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues11
#277Dyspepsi-Cola helmet9
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#188Dyspepsi-Cola shield11
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#367Knob Goblin elite helm13
#462Knob Goblin elite pants9
#420Knob Goblin elite polearm10
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#693Knob Goblin firecracker12
#309Knob Goblin harem pants13
#282Knob Goblin harem veil14
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#857Knob Goblin love potion3
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#525Knob Goblin pants13
#460Knob Goblin perfume5
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#490Knob Goblin scimitar14
#576Knob Goblin seltzer9
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#719Knob Goblin steroids4
#164Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#589Knob Goblin superseltzer3
#472Knob Goblin tongs18
#514Knob Goblin visor7
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#537Knob mushroom6
#646Knob sausage1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#249Tiki lighter2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#451aspirin2
#106automatic catapult1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#525bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#1132black plastic oyster egg3
#729black polka-dot oyster egg6
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#1655blood flower1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#392blue plastic oyster egg12
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#98bubblewrap sword1
#113can of fake snow3
#1673candied yams4
#2972candy cane5
#56cardboard crossbow1
#57cardboard staff1
#95cardboard sword1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#891dead guy's watch3
#1456dill3
#525duck-on-a-string4
#515fancy chocolate6
#467felt19
#99football helmet1
#2872fruitcake2
#1632ghost cucumber4
#2824gingerbread bugbear3
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#724googly eye18
#2516herbal stuffing1
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#236lavender polka-dot oyster egg11
#609lavender striped oyster egg4
#206lead yo-yo1
#460length of string26
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#570lovecat tail1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#413mauve paisley oyster egg7
#931mauve plastic oyster egg4
#730mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#992mummy costume1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#657off-white paisley oyster egg3
#180off-white plastic oyster egg21
#722off-white polka-dot oyster egg4
#528off-white striped oyster egg5
#250oriole-feather headdress5
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#100pentacorn hat1
#2716pet rock1
#72pixel shield1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1074portable corkscrew4
#287puce paisley oyster egg9
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#486puce striped oyster egg5
#1102pumpkinhead mask1
#1303rag doll1
#100raspberry beret1
#242red paisley oyster egg12
#1391red plastic oyster egg3
#432red polka-dot oyster egg8
#808red striped oyster egg3
#96sack of doorknobs1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#586sock monkey4
#542spooky hockey mask3
#150star boomerang1
#145star stiletto1
#559stuffing16
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#45styrofoam staff1
#90styrofoam sword1
#175suede shortsword1
#2033teddy bear1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#2850tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2779tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3998tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#1513tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2774tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#85tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#3863tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#1743tiny plastic anime smiley4
#2161tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#1743tiny plastic astronomer4
#2253tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2874tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#1718tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#2496tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#2798tiny plastic blooper2
#3957tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#2505tiny plastic cocoabo7
#6244tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#2803tiny plastic drunk goat2
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2818tiny plastic fruit golem2
#3991tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#3331tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#4812tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#2487tiny plastic grue7
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#3975tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#6079tiny plastic killer bee2
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#2883tiny plastic leprechaun6
#4844tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3326tiny plastic mosquito5
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#4802tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2766tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#4906tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3952tiny plastic stab bat4
#6172tiny plastic star starfish2
#1273tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2765tiny plastic warwelf2
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#1619tofurkey gravy4
#1884tofurkey leg3
#566tortoise's blessing2
#607toy wheel15
#193tree skirt2
#1041tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#93troutpiece1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#110union scalemail pants1
#1437vinegar4
#1027wolfman mask1
#744wooden block3
#102wooden salad bowl1
#342yellow paisley oyster egg8
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#765yellow plastic oyster egg8
#512yellow polka-dot oyster egg4
#496yellow striped oyster egg5
#2204yo1
#1885yo-yo3
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 918 items total!

what items are this player missing?