chopper dave

RankItemQuantity
#1398Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#333Baron von Ratsworth's tophat7
#661Bonerdagon necklace17
#694Boss Bat britches21
#609Codpiece of the Goblin King13
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#2890Crown of the Goblin King4
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#182Mylar balloon1
#449Rock and Roll Legend2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#553Wand of Nagamar8
#129all-purpose flower1
#680anniversary balloon1
#769aspirin1
#118baconstone bracelet7
#38baconstone pendant8
#3566badass belt11
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#4134candy cane2
#981drywall axe9
#3266easter egg balloon4
#2833eggnog1
#871empty blowgun1
#145exotic orchid1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#3426fruitcake1
#578giant discarded plastic fork17
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#48gnauga hide skirt1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#918green beer10
#2196grue egg10
#77hamethyst bracelet3
#101hamethyst necklace6
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#125hippopotamus pants1
#428hippopotamus skin1
#57hippopotamus skirt1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1086marionette1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#150penguin shorts1
#749penguin skin24
#147penguin skin buckler1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#1774shiny ring7
#676stainless steel scarf5
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#271star crossbow3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#416tiny ninja sword2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#1384toy train1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#903white balloon1
#109yakskin buckler1
#106yakskin pants1
#63yakskin skirt1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1

Wow, that's 298 items total!

what items are this player missing?