| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #300 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 2 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1138 | roll of toilet paper | 33 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1338 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |