| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #981 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #120 | bottle of goofballs | 179 |
| #3169 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #551 | easter egg balloon | 43 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #263 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 38 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #10 | yak anorak | 137 |
| #8 | yak toupee | 70 |
| 🥈 | yak whip | 1,127 |
| 🥇 | yakskin buckler | 758 |
| 🥇 | yakskin kilt | 1,580 |
| 🥇 | yakskin pants | 490 |
| 🥇 | yakskin skirt | 464 |