| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #405 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #387 | asshat | 3 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1281 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #175 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #321 | gnoll lips | 11 |
| 🥇 | golden twig | 74,307 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #999 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #44 | mariachi pants | 1,000 |
| #651 | meat stack | 15 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | pr0n taco | 6,071 |
| 🥉 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 25,248 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #931 | thin black candle | 44 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 154 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 158 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 32 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 32 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 147 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |