| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #404 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #386 | asshat | 3 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1276 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #174 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #322 | gnoll lips | 11 |
| 🥇 | golden twig | 74,307 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #991 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #44 | mariachi pants | 1,000 |
| #650 | meat stack | 15 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | pr0n taco | 6,071 |
| 🥉 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 25,248 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #931 | thin black candle | 44 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 154 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 158 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 32 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 32 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 147 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |