| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3568 | badass belt | 11 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #649 | drywall axe | 18 |
| #6 | empty meat tank | 10,000 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1914 | grue egg | 12 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #387 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #102 | rubber axe | 10 |
| #39 | sleeping snowy owl | 159 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #968 | spooky lipstick | 3 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4233 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4476 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8126 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1010 | toast | 619 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #267 | viking helmet | 52 |
| #188 | wooden axe | 4 |