| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #202 | CRIMBCO mug | 79 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #245 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 24 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1433 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #591 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #348 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #215 | portable photocopier | 31 |
| #189 | roll of Hob-Os | 2 |
| #246 | slow jam collection | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |